Fuck you Apple.

First blogging of any sort in a long time.  Let's see if I've still got it.

Figured I'd start this blog off with class.

The story goes like this... I dropped my Macbook on its corner over 2 years ago, and it finally began to give me a "not charging" notification.  So I take it to the Apple store, they open it up, they tell me it's also melted inside, and because of that and a few other minor cosmetic things, they wanna charge me 750 bucks and an untold amount of time to fix it.

Here's Adam Sandler to express my feelings on the situation.

Then they have the fucking nerve to return it to me in non-working condition.  Shitheads didn't bother to reattach the keyboard, trackpad and POWER BUTTON to the motherboard, so I have to open it up and do it myself.  I crack it open to discover that not an inch of this computer is in any way "melted."

So what do I do?  Get an HP laptop, and take to the Internet to complain!  That'll show 'em!

Fuck you Apple, you greedy little butt huffers.  I hope you end up trampled by wildebeest.  Wildebeests.  Wildebeestes (like testes)?

I can't find my shit-tastic "refurbished" iPod either.  It must be part of the curse or something.

Hmm.  I thought that would run longer.  Oh well.